Jesus of Nazareth is back and he's pissed off!
The age of Kali Yuga has seen the laws of the sacred doctrine violated and disobeyed.
To once again restore the cosmic balance down on Earth; Jesus M. F. Christ has come again to gather the lost sheep and cast the demons into the firey depths of Hell where they belong.
JC brings a new covenant, one which must be respected:
Walk in the path of light; or get dismembered by my shotgun.
The shotgun of Christ compels you.